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9 Funny Jokes About Love To Tell Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

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Funny jokes about love are a great way to impress that special someone, Girlfriend/Boyfriend. For example “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together”, and much more. Too often, you love teasing him just as much as you love his kind heart.

Oh, You are like dandruff.
I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.

So, for example as above. These are special funny jokes for all of you, enjoy!

Funny Jokes About Love

1. Guess what’s on the menu?
Me-n-u.

2. You are just like my car.
You drive me crazy.

3. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends

4. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?
Condoms have changed. They’re no longer thick and insensitive!

5. Why are boyfriends like parking spaces?
The good ones are already taken!

6. What is the difference between a bike and a boyfriend?
A bike is first kicked and then used. A boyfriend is first used and then kicked.

7. How can you tell if your boyfriend is happy?
Who cares?

8. How do you get your boyfriend to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

9. What does a good employee and a boyfriend have in common?
They’re always coming early.

Reading source: https://www.scarymommy.com/boyfriend-jokes

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